| me: | time for bed |
|---|---|
| stomach: | LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE |
| brain: | HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO |
| muscles: | I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP |
| skin: | LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU |
| ears: | THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING |
| eyes: | WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE |
| mouth: | IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE |
| body: | HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS |
| me: | ok |
116854My real self wanders elsewhere, far away, wanders on and on invisibly and has nothing to do with my life.
Hermann Hesse (via glittertomb)
(Source: kitty-en-classe, via glittertomb)
So basically, as a cautionary tale. Yep.
…I don’t know how to interpret that.
accurate
Well then
Okay, I have no idea what to make of that one.
um. I. hm.
Aaah amazing.
Uh, I think I lost my paladin/boy scout/Dudley Do-Right credentials a while back, so I don’t think it’s the “teeth gleam of virtue” thing…
Sorting Algorithm of Mortality
This is alright by me.
(via broken-from-memories)
which ones are you?! (I’m black bean + boiled bean combo. will assist you, but while staring creepily at you the whole time!)
click for full-size :)
I’m the scream
(via baby-dodongo)
| my english teacher: | your essay isn't very well put together |
|---|---|
| me: | my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations |
(via thelookingglassgallery)
